My kingdom for a wolf tank
Posted on November 15th, 2009 by Grace
It would be a totally worthy trade.
The good people at Urban Outfitters have added this brilliant piece to their offering:
Source: www.urbanoutfitters.com
I think it’s a pretty worthy opponent for the famous Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. (Read the product description on Amazon. Truly genius) Urban Outfitters’ wolf tank’s mystical powers would include: looking stylish in the face of danger, fitting 100 pairs of shoes neatly into a tiny closet and wrangling cheap rent from the landlord by batting fluffy eyelashes in order to secure funds to buy even more shoes.
The wolf looks relieved that he did not end up on the three-wolf shirt, as his poorer cousins did.
Call me crazy but I remember wolf images on t-shirts got a big kickstart a few years when the Napoleon Dynamite movie came out. I much prefer the single wolf on the tank than the three wolves howling at the moon.
now I know what to buy you for christmas, although it might be slightly different cuz I have veto’d UO. you know why…
x
ha ha, maybe one his poorer cousins…
Your argument for wolves may be compelling, but all I can think of when I see this is the somewhat ghastly teenage obsession with wolves thanks to the Twilight series.
I imagine that they would all covet, and ultimately posses this item (thanks to mother’s purse) and wear it with great pride as an emblem of the representation of their support of Team Jacob.
Not that I know anything about this at all.
Yours Sincerely
Supporter of Team Edward.
(Because I love that a geeky name like Edward is now considered cool by the kids)
No one will take Team Edward seriously until Edward learns to take regular showers.
I rest my case.