Brrrrrrrrr…it’s cold in here
Willem Dafoe for Prada Menswear 2012. Majestic. Like a vampire.

Willem Dafoe for Prada Menswear 2012. Majestic. Like a vampire.

So I’m getting married in one day, which is why I’ve disappeared off the face of the earth. Planning a wedding is an exercise in averting your eyes and doling out money, thousands of dollars at a time and trying to project manage all your well meaning friends and family to do what you need without bridezilla-ing them in the face. It’s a fine, nervous balance.
Over the last week the Boyfriend says he often catches me sitting, fists clenched, staring bug-eyed and intensely off into space. He reminds me to relax and I try fruitlessly to stop my mind racing. We’re almost there though, and then in a few days, we’ll be on our way to Madrid, cameras in hand, ready to collect up photos, stories and new clothes to entertain you with.
A few months ago, I saw this excellent, albeit not so maternal editorial in French Vogue and it made me laugh in a sort of evil, messed up way. So I scanned it in preparation for this very special day.
To all the mamas out there, mine included, I hope you had a wonderful Mother’s Day. And without further ado, here is the adorable, improbably thin, pregnant Lily Donaldson celebrating what motherhood should not be.

Are two cigarettes at once really necessary? Don’t you need a free hand for your martini?





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