Over the last week the Boyfriend says he often catches me sitting, fists clenched, staring bug-eyed and intensely off into space. He reminds me to relax and I try fruitlessly to stop my mind racing. We’re almost there though, and then in a few days, we’ll be on our way to Madrid, cameras in hand, ready to collect up photos, stories and new clothes to entertain you with.

To all the mamas out there, mine included, I hope you had a wonderful Mother’s Day. And without further ado, here is the adorable, improbably thin, pregnant Lily Donaldson celebrating what motherhood should not be.

Are two cigarettes at once really necessary? Don’t you need a free hand for your martini?

And now back to our regular programming.